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This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first. John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary.

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Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street. John: "Hank has certain 'connections.

And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on.

He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times. Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the whole thing.

Here's a copy; see for yourself. There were eleven items listed: Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town. Use alcohol in moderation.

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Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you. Eat right. Hank dictated this list himself.

The moon is made of green cheese. Everything Hank says is right. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

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Don't drink. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments. Kiss Kias ass or he'll kick the shit out of you. Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's letterhead.

What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different? Item 5 says, 'Hank dictated this list himself.

As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese. You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!

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That's circular logic, no different than saying, 'Hank's right because he says he's right. It's so rewarding to see someone jour around to Hank's way of thinking.

What's the deal with wieners? John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments.

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Following this, the band toured Japan in January on their own, and in February they toured Australia for the first time since The stage set used through most of the shows in South America and Australia was similar to the Hot in the Shade Tour stage. It had Leon the Sphinx, the steps around the drum riser, the laser lightshow and parts of the regular lightshow.

The band appeared in the mouth of the sphinx after the curtain concealing the stage dropped, as in the Hot in the Shade Tour, but the sphinx didn't sing " God of Thunder " on these short tours, nor did it shoot aass from its eyes. This was the last tour of the non-makeup era.