You will get a shock of a lifetime tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship sxy for the next 2 years. If there is someone you loved,or still do, and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.
If you truly miss someone, a past love,and can't seem to get them off your mind I am just waiting for the marked down chocolates on February 15th. The last thing I want is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
If you're single. Happy Singles Awareness Day. If you're in love.
I hope you choke on a chocolate. Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever And to all my single friends out there, may your Batteries last forever. LAST ONE: thinks it would be fun to work at a restaurant on Valentines day and leave a fake engagement rings in all the girls drinks, then just fo the men's faces!